Ok so we have funny form fields and many other really cool threads. How about funny email auto-responses?
I have received quite a few but only started saving them recently. I figured it may be entertraining...
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Dear Correspondent,
I'd like to say that I'm jetting off to solve the European crisis, but alas, I am trapped at a family event that is beyond my control. Aren't they all? I will have no access to email or telephone from Tuesday, November 6 through November 14th at 9 a.m. Then it will take me at least a week to catch up.
I do plan to have nothing but fun though!
Be well,
F.
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Well after 50 years putting money into Social Security I'm ready to take a little back. As of the end of the day on August 30th I will be retired. Please redirect your email to XXX, Jim's new Executive Assistant. You can reach XXX at ***********************
My best to everyone!
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When i leave @ 1600 Tuesday 08/27, it will be time for 'scream therapy' on the roller coasters of Busch Gardens and some quiet, reflective, rest and refreshing time away. I'll return to the office on Friday, September 6. See you then!
If you need assistance from another analyst, please contact the I.S. Help Desk at ****************
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Now your turn! Make me laugh